If the lounging around in sweat pants all day is too cumbersome for your lifestyle, try the new
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They truly appreciate your need to lounge around! Don't worry, you won't be bothered with annoying waistbands AND your belly can increase by 30 inches without ever having to go up in size! To ensure that you don't get too much physical activity from answering nature's call, we have installed a state of the art zippered hatches that allow you to go to the bathroom without ever needing to bend over and pull your pants. Amazing!
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Be comfy has never looked so good. Forget about your pajama jeans with a restrictive waistband or the snuggie that leaves you breezy in the back. Forever Lazy has a look for every event: workday blues, asleep on the job gray, and hanky pinky fuschia (I did not make these up. These are the actual names!). Don't wait, order now!
I about died of laughter the first time I saw this commercial on TV. How funny and pathetic at the same time.
ReplyDeleteOMG I thought this was a think geek! joke... not a real product.
ReplyDeleteI want one so badly. :)
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